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Bystanders won't be disappointed - the racerback cut looks good on any woman's shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz\/yd² (135 g\/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The classic fit along make the tank a comfortable choice under high performance while the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: For a completely scratch-free experience, all tanks come with a tear-away label for unhindered performance on a daily basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Neck label print area is decorated with Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-garment (DTG) methods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e©Terry Asher-Simon, Washington, USA, 2026. 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