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Beside her, crisp white lettering spells out the hilariously macabre phrase: \"I'm all for killing with kindness if people actually die.\" Perfect for fans of vintage horror, goth culture, or anyone who loves a good dose of snarky, sassy humor. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. 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